Martha Stewart, Paula Deen, Gordan Ramsey, and Betty Crocker are all in my kitchen. Only they go by the name of Megan Abbott. And no, this is not a Kitchen Nightmare! It is Better Homes & Gardens or Iron Chef.
Megan is married to Matt who just happens to be from England. Megan loves to cook. She now loves to cook British meals. Andrew and I love to eat. We now love to eat British meals. Ellie likes to watch Megan cook.
First a little lesson in British:
crisps = fries
pudding = dessert
digestive biscuits = cookies
cheesed = pissed
cow gum = rubber cement (I just thought this one was rather funny)
We have broken out the china and had a delightful 3 course meal complete with apricot-glazed bread & butter pudding. Plus she made homemade potato crisps.